THE EVOLUTION OF NICKNAMES FOR LO: THE PAST 15 ½ MONTHS.

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LO, AND THAT WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE.
YOU BEGAN AS PIGLET B/C YOU MADE OINKING NOISES WHILE TRYING TO FIND MY BREAST.
PIGLET TURNED INTO PIGGLES B/C YOU WERE A PIGLET THAT WIGGLED.
PIGGLES BECAME PANTS, NO IDEA WHY.
PANTS BECAME LOLAPANTS, POOPANTS, AND SOMEHOW TURNED INTO BRAINS AND BITTYBRAINS.
THEN WE WENT BACK TO PANTS, AND POOPANTS, WHICH JUST BECAME POO B/C YOU HAVE WORKING BOWELS.
POO BECAME FART, THEN BACK TO POO, THEN BOOGER B/C YOU HAD COLDS A LOT.
BOOGER WENT BACK TO POO, THEN BECAME POOTLE (SPELLED WITH A T B/C IT STANDS FOR FART AND NOT THE BREED OF DOG).
POOTLE BECAME DOODLE, AND DOODLE BECAME NOODLE.
AT ANY POINT IN TIME WE MAY CALL YOU ANY OF THESE NAMES – BUT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, ALL OF THESE MEAN LOLA.
AND THEY ALL MEAN: I LOVE YOU!
♥ MOMMA