WE'RE TRYING TO POTTY TRAIN YOU. IT KINDA WORKED THIS WEEKEND AND THEN MONDAY MORNING HAPPENED AND IT STOPPED. I DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU WERE DOING SO WELL. YOU'D WAKE UP AND HAVE A MORNING PEE ON THE POTTY WITH MOMMY, YOU'D HAVE AN ACCIDENT EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, YOU WERE GETTING IT (EXCEPT POOP IS STILL IN YOUR PULL UP/DIAPER) - AND THEN MONDAY MORNING, YOU DIDN'T WANNA PEE ON THE POTTY AND YOU HAVEN'T WANTED TO SINCE THEN. NO IDEA WHY. I'M NOT GONNA PUSH IT. I'LL ASK IF YOU WANT TO PEE ON THE POTTY AND IF YOU DO GREAT AND IF YOU DON'T, FINE. THIS WEEKEND YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE DAY WITH YOUR NEENA ON SATURDAY, SO I'M NOT GONNA PUSH IT THIS WEEKEND, BUT NEXT WEEKEND I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN ACTUAL PANTIES SO IF YOU PEE, IT'S GONNA GO DOWN YOUR LEG AND IF YOU POO, IT'S GONNA BE GROSS - BUT MAYBE IT'LL HELP. I JUST DON'T WANT YOUR LITTLE BUTT TO HAVE ANY MORE DIAPER RASH. I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU WHEN I CHANGE YOU AND IT'S ALL RED AND BUMPY AND IRRITATED. I JUST WANNA MAKE IT GO AWAY BUT THE ONLY CURE IS NOT WEARING A WET DIAPER AND HAVING URIC ACID BURN YOUR ASS. SO - YOU NEED TO BE POTTY TRAINED. I KNOW YOU'LL GET IT.
AFTER POTTY TRAINING, I HAVE TO WORK ON GETTING YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. YOU WON'T LET ME DO IT FOR YOU, RIGHT NOW YOU'LL OCCASIONALLY ASK TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH BUT ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS SUCK THE TOOTHPASTE OFF THE BRUSH AND ASK FOR MORE. IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!!!
YOU'RE WANTING MORE AND MORE INDEPENDENCE. YOU SIT IN YOUR ROOM AND WATCH TV BY YOURSELF ALOT NOW. YOU'RE GROWING UP SUPER FAST AND I LOVE IT AND HATE IT AT THE SAME TIME. BUT YOU STILL WANT ME TO HOLD YOU AND KISS YOUR BOO-BOOS, AND YOU STILL WANT IN BED WITH ME AND DADDY SO I STILL GET MY ANGEL BABY SNUGGLES. SOMETIMES I WISH YOU'D SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM, WHEN I'M REALLY TIRED AND CRANKY - BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT ME AND SAY, "ME HOLD YOU" (WHICH MEANS, "MOMMY HOLD ME PLEASE") AND I'M OVER ANY FRUSTRATION, LOL.
YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE THE SMARTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. YOU CAN COUNT TO TEN, YOU KNOW HOW TO DIVIDE 10 BY 2'S, ALTHOUGH YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING - SO I GUESS THAT DOESN'T COUNT. WE PLAY "TREASURES" WITH SOME VASE FILLER/PLASTIC JEWELS. I GIVE YOU 10 "TREASURES" AND 5 CUPS AND HAVE YOU COUNT THE TREASURES, THEN COUNT THE CUPS, AND THEN PUT 2 TREASURES IN EACH CUP. I'VE TRIED TO BREAK IT DOWN TO 3'S (3 CUPS, 3 TREASURES PER CUP, ETC) BUT IT KINDA CONFUSES YOU. BUT THAT'S COOL. NOT TRYING TO MOVE TOO QUICKLY OR ANYTHING.
YOU'RE HAIR IS SUPER LONG, WE STILL HAVEN'T EVER GOTTEN IT CUT. IT'S ABOUT MID-BACK RIGHT NOW. I WEIGHED YOU LAST NIGHT (WASN'T ACTUALLY MEANING TO, I'M ON WEIGHT WATCHERS AND WAS WEIGHING MYSELF AND YOU JUST HAD TO DO IT TOO, LOL) AND YOU WEIGH 40.4LBS NOW. GOD IT'S GOING SO FAST!
ANYHOO, I GUESS THAT'S ALL FOR RIGHT NOW.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY BABY.
♥ MOMMA