THIS MORNING YOU GAVE ME A LITTLE PRESENT.
I WAS FIXING MY HAIR FOR WORK, YOU CAME INTO THE BATHROOM TO BE NEAR ME (WHICH I LOVE), AND PROCEEDED TO SQUAT AND TAKE A DUMP (YOUR LITTLE GRUNTS ARE PRECIOUS). I FINISHED FIXING MY HAIR AND GOT DRESSED. YOUR DADDY WALKED BY THE BATHROOM, STOPPED AND SAID, “WHAT THE HECK?!” – HE HAD TAKEN YOUR DIAPER OFF TO HAVE NEKKID BUTT TIME, AND I DIDN’T KNOW IT – SO WHILE YOU WERE CRAPPING, YOU WERE ACTUALLY CRAPPING ON THE FLOOR. THERE WAS A CUTE LITTLE LOLA TURD RIGHT THERE NEXT TO WHERE I’D BEEN STANDING WHILE DOING MY HAIR. AND OF COURSE, YOU’D IMMEDIATELY GONE TO PLAY ON YOUR ROCKING HORSE – SO THERE’S DOODOO ALL OVER IT TOO. IT’S EASY TO CLEAN, NO BIG DEAL AT ALL – BUT IT’S ONE OF THOSE CUTE LITTLE STORIES I’LL HAVE IN MY BACK POCKET IF I WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU WHEN YOU’RE A TEENAGER, HAHA!
YOU’RE GETTING SO BIG. I LOVE IT AND I HATE IT. I LOVE IT B/C YOU’VE GOT THIS GREAT PERSONALITY AND YOU’RE TALKING MORE AND WALKING AND YOU LOVE ME AND YOUR DADDY AND IT’S SO WONDERFUL. I HATE IT B/C YOU’RE GROWING UP. IT MEANS THAT EVENTUALLY, YOU WON’T BE A BABY ANYMORE. YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY, BUT YOU WON’T BE A BABY.

THINGS YOU LOVE:
YOU LOVE LADY GAGA. YOU DANCE TO HER MUSIC AND TRY TO SING ALONG.
YOU LOVE TO COLOR. WE GOT YOU BATHTUB CRAYONS, WHICH WIPE OFF WITH WATER, SO YOU CAN DRAW ALL OVER THE TUB AND TILE.
YOU LOVE TO THROW BALLS, SO WE GOT YOU SOME SOFT, FOAM BALLS THAT YOU THROW AND GIGGLE AT WHEN THEY BOUNCE.
YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. YOU HAVE A LARGE STUFFED SPONGEBOB THAT I HAVE TO HOLD WHILE I HOLD YOU FOR NITE NITE.
YOU LOVE THE DOGS, BUT MORESO MAYA. YOU KISS HER AND PAT HER ON THE HEAD.
YOU LOVE YOUR NANA. YOU RUN TO HER EVERY MORNING WHEN I DROP YOU OFF WITH HER BEFORE WORK.
YOU LOVE YOUR DADDY. YOU SQUEAL WHEN HE COMES HOME AND RUN FOR HUGS.
YOU LOVE ME. YOU COME LOOKING FOR ME EVERY MORNING IF I’M NOT IN BED WHEN YOU WAKE UP, BANGING ON THE BATHROOM DOOR, YELLING, “MAMA MAMA MAMA” UNTIL I LET YOU IN SO YOU CAN HUG ME EVEN THO I’M IN THE SHOWER AND GETTING YOU WET.

THINGS I LOVE:
YOU. MORE THAN ANYTHING.

I STILL THANK GOD FOR YOU EVERY DAY. YOU ARE STILL THE MOST AMAZING PERSON, THE MOST AMAZING CREATURE, THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN THAT EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE.